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This sketch was originally transmitted as part of the TV show Shoot The Writers! on ITV1 on the night of 07 October 2004. Additional wording was added after the punchline.
The sketch as originally written is reproduced here.
© Steve England, 2004.

Sketch: Bee

A MAN AND WOMAN ARE SAT ENJOYING A DRINK IN A PUB BEER GARDEN.

A BEE STARTS ATTACKING THE WOMAN. THIS DOES NOT BOTHER THE MAN BUT THE WOMAN IS QUITE ANNOYED.

SHE GESTICULATES WILDLY BUT THIS JUST AGGRAVATES THE BEE EVEN FURTHER.

THE MAN IS STILL QUITE CALM AND RELAXED..

MAN:

Don't worry. It'll stop in a minute.

MAN:

Will it?

WOMAN:

Yeah. Once it's stung you it'll drop dead to the ground.