This sketch was originally transmitted as part of the TV show Shoot The Writers! on ITV1 on the night of 30 September 2004. The sketch is reproduced here.
© Steve England & Frances Jordan, 2004.

Sketch: Bus Timetable

WA MAN APPROACHES A BUS STOP. HE LOOKS AT HIS WATCH.

THEN, USING HIS FINGERS AS A GUIDE HE WORKS HIS WAY DOWN A COLUMN OF TIMES ON THE DISPLAYED TIMETABLE.

HIS FINGERS WORK THEY WAY TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS LIST, WHERE SOMEONE HAS ADDED THE FOLLOWING WORDS.

"THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, ANY RELATION TO ACTUAL EVENTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.".