This sketch was originally transmitted as part of the TV show Shoot The Writers! on ITV1 on the night of 19 August 2004. Words and the punchline were changed.
The sketch as originally written is reproduced here.
© Steve England 1991, 2004.

Sketch: PARKING

A MAN IS TRYING TO PARALLEL PARK HIS CAR INTO A SPACE BUT IT'S QUITE TIGHT AND THERE IS A PARKED CAR BEHIND HIM.

A PASSER-BY APPROACHES AND WATCHES THE MAN STRUGGLING TO REVERSE.

PASSER-BY:

You're all right mate. Keep coming. Keep coming…There's about a foot to go… Yeah, that's fine keep coming… A little bit more…. Keep coming... yeah, keep coming…

THERE IS A BANG.

PASSER-BY:

Yep. You've hit it.