From the writer of sitcoms Squiggle and The Six Stresses of Life.

   

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Dear Web User,

The "t"s have been crossed, the "i"s dotted and the "eff"s censored so it's about time to welcome you to CIRENS the home of comedy writer Steve England.

There are lots of lovely things for you on this site to make you giggle, chortle and maybe even make milk come gushing out of your nose. There's information on and sample pages from my sitcoms, I'll be adding various comedy sketches following their broadcast on ITV1 over the next few weeks. Details of my live show will be added in due course.

Above all though is The Diary of a Maths Teacher. It is hoped that this will be kept up to date on a regular basis and will have you returning regularly to catch up on the exploits of this poor deluded fool as they spend a year training to be a teacher. (Why?) Those who know me may well know the identity of this person. Shhh! Mum's the word. We have to protect the innocent (and of course there's libel to worry about too!)

A quick word about navigation. There is a blackboard on the left to help guide you through the main sections of the site. Further links to pages within those sections can be found in maroon boxes above the main text on the page.

If you enjoy this site remember it 's www.cirens.com and tell your friends. If you don't why not write a letter to your local MP complaining about littering? Either way some good will come of this if not laughs.

Yours,


Steve England